Whales Bones and Desert
by
Dewey Maggard
Whales in the desert? Doesn’t make sense. Nevertheless, it is true. It’s real exciting to most rock hounds with such a find as this’ but to the anthropologist and other ‘rock picker’s their interest in such trivia is to try and find some really great complicated name for the animal whose bones these were. This is no subject for mere amateurs or rockhounds. Bleached bones and their ancestry belong to the appologists–(xcuse please, I mean anthropologists)- after all, they still haven’t found the missing jawbone to homo-something or other. Oh, once in a while from some inaccessible rift in Africa, they make an electrifying announcement. A real shocker- they have found their earlier discoveries have been upstaged through new finds of 300 million years. It is amazing how these prophets of ancient bones and physiology can look at dirt and tell you how old it is. Doesn’t seem to make any difference, which end of the earth the dirt is situated on. I mean we have all these unpronounceable layers in the ‘mesony’ age. That is sure to make an impression on all these poor unlearned-ed souls. And National idio-graphic is sure to acquire new circulation. They must be elated with this new revelation- I mean 300 hundred million
years. That is a real break through!
It is almost akin to the latest development of the wizardry of science-(their granted study). Yeah, their grant is about to run out so they better had find something quick. One
poor scientist had a grant to learn the language of Flamingo fowls. Well, that failed–so
the grantors got him a grant to study the language of the Hippopotami. Nice racket, these men have going. They have cousins in another discipline working in (out there somewhere-SPACE). Did I hear someone say NASA? These fellows came up with something quick coinciding with new elections. They announced to the world of finding life on Mars. Correction!, They “think” they have. Of course, it may take a quadrillion zillion years before they are sure about this ’signs of life thing’. This amazing (possible) find is sure to guarantee these genius people a few more years of extravagant grants. They need all they can get for their IRA’S, and those enchanted tropical places where scientists’ and bureaucrats go for their retreats. Xcuse me please, I should have said their “Continuing Ed. They love this because they can get all that $150.00 per day per Diem. There’s no end to it. Oh! Where was I?
Well, at least there is one more point I would like to make. This kinda reminds me of Dr. Wonmug in the Alley Oop series of several years ago. Alley Oop was the stone-age man with the pet dinosaur. Somehow Dr. Wonmug enters the scene, and poor Alley Oop with all of Dr. Wonmug’s latest scientific equipment subjects this poor ignorant stone-age
man to a time machine. Let me emphasize, Alley Oop was a happy man before he met up with Dr. Wonmug. He and that pet Dinosaur of his were content to be in the ‘here and now’ world. I wonder if Nazba would have found this teeny weensy speck of life had it not been an election year? Probably so, because Science knows no bounds. Right!
Where do you suppose these Whale bones come from? I mean the ones strewn out on the desert floor? The media never picks up on this kind of intelligence. Why? Just ignore facts like this and perhaps they will go away. This seems to be the attitude of the general intelligencia. You know, those folks who have taken all those courses in Pleistocene malarkey- and it has rubbed off on those NASBA people (the ones who are living out there with other planets). In all seriousness, I really think these good folks are really trying to re-discover the Garden of Eden. They are sick of all this so-called Pleistocene epoch, and the Quaternary period. But, they are in over their heads and can’t figure their way out. No siree, all that 9 or 10 years spent in the discipline -some at taxpayer expense–they simply must produce even if it is a LIE.
How sad it is and tragic when they must resort to zillions of years. To do this, they must know what they are talking about! Wrong, why their benefactors can’t even balance their own checkbooks. NASBA scientists have us primitive earthlings so mesmerized, we give them whatever they want. While at the same time, they dare our fellow not so fortunate earthlings to lift themselves off welfare. They are even talking of forcing the higher primates to make their fellow neolithic’s go to work. Sure seems like we are a bunch of dummies all right.
I could get slapped into a time machine so better quit. I’ll sign off now as Alley’s sympathetic friend. But, one last thing!.. In case you are wondering….those whale bones used to be strewn all around the California Superstitious mountains about 20 miles N. W. of El Centro, California. The ghost of my old friend Peg leg Pete could tell you a WHALE OF a story about this place if he were still around. I can at least tell you it is a real place where the U.S. Navy has made it into an Aerial Gunnery range and no doubt have blown most of the whalebones to smithereens. But, Alas, There are ‘evidential photos existing taken by a friend of Peg leg Pete.
The day the Russians launched Sputnik, I was so furious, I wrote these lines…
It is almost akin to the latest development of the wizardry of science-(their granted study). Yeah, their grant is about to run out so they better had find something quick. One
poor scientist had a grant to learn the language of Flamingo fowls. Well, that failed–so
the grantors got him a grant to study the language of the Hippopotami. Nice racket, these men have going. They have cousins in another discipline working in (out there somewhere-SPACE). Did I hear someone say NASA? These fellows came up with something quick coinciding with new elections. They announced to the world of finding life on Mars. Correction!, They “think” they have. Of course, it may take a quadrillion zillion years before they are sure about this ’signs of life thing’. This amazing (possible) find is sure to guarantee these genius people a few more years of extravagant grants. They need all they can get for their IRA’S, and those enchanted tropical places where scientists’ and bureaucrats go for their retreats. Xcuse me please, I should have said their “Continuing Ed. They love this because they can get all that $150.00 per day per Diem. There’s no end to it. Oh! Where was I?
Well, at least there is one more point I would like to make. This kinda reminds me of Dr. Wonmug in the Alley Oop series of several years ago. Alley Oop was the stone-age man with the pet dinosaur. Somehow Dr. Wonmug enters the scene, and poor Alley Oop with all of Dr. Wonmug’s latest scientific equipment subjects this poor ignorant stone-age
man to a time machine. Let me emphasize, Alley Oop was a happy man before he met up with Dr. Wonmug. He and that pet Dinosaur of his were content to be in the ‘here and now’ world. I wonder if Nazba would have found this teeny weensy speck of life had it not been an election year? Probably so, because Science knows no bounds. Right!
Where do you suppose these Whale bones come from? I mean the ones strewn out on the desert floor? The media never picks up on this kind of intelligence. Why? Just ignore facts like this and perhaps they will go away. This seems to be the attitude of the general intelligencia. You know, those folks who have taken all those courses in Pleistocene malarkey- and it has rubbed off on those NASBA people (the ones who are living out there with other planets). In all seriousness, I really think these good folks are really trying to re-discover the Garden of Eden. They are sick of all this so-called Pleistocene epoch, and the Quaternary period. But, they are in over their heads and can’t figure their way out. No siree, all that 9 or 10 years spent in the discipline -some at taxpayer expense–they simply must produce even if it is a LIE.
How sad it is and tragic when they must resort to zillions of years. To do this, they must know what they are talking about! Wrong, why their benefactors can’t even balance their own checkbooks. NASBA scientists have us primitive earthlings so mesmerized, we give them whatever they want. While at the same time, they dare our fellow not so fortunate earthlings to lift themselves off welfare. They are even talking of forcing the higher primates to make their fellow neolithic’s go to work. Sure seems like we are a bunch of dummies all right.
I could get slapped into a time machine so better quit. I’ll sign off now as Alley’s sympathetic friend. But, one last thing!.. In case you are wondering….those whale bones used to be strewn all around the California Superstitious mountains about 20 miles N. W. of El Centro, California. The ghost of my old friend Peg leg Pete could tell you a WHALE OF a story about this place if he were still around. I can at least tell you it is a real place where the U.S. Navy has made it into an Aerial Gunnery range and no doubt have blown most of the whalebones to smithereens. But, Alas, There are ‘evidential photos existing taken by a friend of Peg leg Pete.
The day the Russians launched Sputnik, I was so furious, I wrote these lines…
Darwin would be mighty pleased
If he could now but see
All these Ape-men flittin
g
off on spacecraft to the moon
instead of from tree to tree
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My fellow earthlings!
Life on Mars is absolutely un-important.
Listen to this!
God did not plan for us to go flitting off into space.
Here is biblical proof.
For thus saith the Lord that created the heavens;
God himself that formed the earth and made it: he hath
established it, he created it not in vain, he formed it
*to be inhabited: I am the Lord and there is none else.
KJV – ISAIAH 45:18
(*) The (to be inhabited, is obviously continual including
after the new earth re-created Isaiah 65 :18-25 Please
read these verses.
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And hast made us unto our God kings and priests:
and we shall reign on earth.
Rev 5:10
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I want to spend eternity in the Eden that God planned, He is
going to restore it according the way I understand my bible.
That is my hope, (my anchor): my salvation
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